There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family
Bible to her brother in another part of the country. “Is there
anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk. “Only the
Ten Commandments.” Answered the lady.
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Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the
world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say,
“Good morning, Lord,” and there are those who wake up in the
morning and say, “Good Lord, it’s morning.”
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A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city
because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a
meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read:
“I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, I’ll miss
my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses.”
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along
with this note “I’ve circled this block for 10 years. If I don’t
give
you a ticket I’ll lose my job. “Lead us not into temptation.”
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There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and
announced to his congregation: “I have good news and bad
news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our
new building program. The bad news is, it’s still out there in
your pockets.
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk! Amen Culled fromwww.godsminute.com
Do have a beautiful week! And may you have something to make you smiling and laughing all week.